You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Tunechi

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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