We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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racism...deal with it!

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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<=3 penis

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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