- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Ask me if im a tree? No

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

children burning

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

An irish man walks out of a bar

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