- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

the love boat

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Poop swing

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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