- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

a man is running away

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Your future.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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