Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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