there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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TOBUSCUS

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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