Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Anti Joke

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