justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Hi

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Xbox One

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acualy is dolan

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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