- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

hi will

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

a man is running away

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Bumsniffer

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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