What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Scott Gomez

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Netflix and chill

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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