Black People.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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