- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Butt poop.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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