- Anti Joke

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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