if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Guess what? The Game.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Do you play piano? No

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