what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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