What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Potassium? K.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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your moms my other ride

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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