- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

In soviet russia, roses are violet

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

<=3 penis

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

God

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Justin's hair

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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