Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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