A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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