Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Women's rights

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Your mom is fat

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