- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Harry Styles

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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