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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what happens every day? People die

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

this girl died

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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