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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

raping black women

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I pooped.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.