A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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knock knock get lost!

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A mans opinion.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Bean.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Women's rights

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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