- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Charlotte Bobcats

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Harry Styles

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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