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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead