What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

knock knock get lost!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

A mans opinion.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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