What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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