Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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im watching you..

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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A man sat on a chair

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Women.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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