- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A homosexual walks into a church

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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