What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock knock. Come in.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Potassium? K.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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