Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Knock knock. Come in.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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