why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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civil rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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