Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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I Have a Black Friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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