Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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knock knock piss off

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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