What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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