Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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civil rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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