What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's 9+10? 19

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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racism...deal with it!

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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