Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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knock knock piss off

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

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