- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why can't february march Because april may

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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