Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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