What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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