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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty