I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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