- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

How come grilled cheese?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Snarf Nuggets

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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