Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Membean

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Penisland

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shut up iggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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