what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

shauns beautiful

why is john so fat years of over eating

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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