Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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