- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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