Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

im watching you..

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Help I'm being raped!

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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