- Anti Joke

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Grammer is very important

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra