- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

A Sloth runs...

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

This is a joke setup.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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