- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Knock knock. Come in.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Homosexuals are gay.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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