What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Rick santorum

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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