- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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