What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Rick santorum

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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