- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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