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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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