Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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shut up kobe!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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ass.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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