- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

knock knock piss off

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How did the girl die? 25.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

This sentence is false.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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