What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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